by HaDi
m. NoR ~cRaZyDiaMonD~
Pix Credit: www.intoon.com |
Thousands
of years ago, after eons of evolution and adaptation, mankind decided that
having a form of communication was vital. This primitive form of language probably
started with grunts, moans and “ooh-ooh”. Based solely on the intonations of
their grunting, this primitive form of communication may sound the same but
each tone and form could be entirely different things.
“Ooh
ooh uh.” – Give me some food. OR Get your own food. OR I’ve made a painting on
the cave’s wall.
Looking
at how we communicate today, it seems as if we’ve gone back to those glory days
when men were hairy and women were just slightly less hairy. Maybe.
Pix Credit: fayberet.blogspot.comBack in the day, this was a summer blockbuster – Oog, Ahh Uh Uh! |
Just
take a quick glance at social media timelines and you’d think cavemen fashioned
a time machine and started Tweeting.
Take
for example the local twists that have plagued the national language:
The
insertion of ‘ew’ in words that end with ‘a’ and ‘e’ such as ‘Sayew’,
‘kenapew’, ‘manewadew’, etc.
The
replacement of ‘ng’ with ‘nk’, as well as the letter ‘s’ with ‘c’ such as
‘Cayunk’, ‘korunk’, ‘Cayew’, etc.
The
replacement of the words ‘no’ or ‘tak’ with ‘x’ for example, “Cayunkawak, tao
x? Hehehe.”
Uncoordinated
capitalisation of letters such as “SayEwAdeWjeWkAtUmaH. aWakLeWtaKNakjumPewSayEw.
XD”
If
that is an eye-sore, then it would be a heart-breaking experience for all to
see how the international language of choice, English, has been raped and
twisted till it’s beyond recognition.
There
is no possible trace or legit history as to where this modern-day culture rape
of the language came from. Even the investigative prowess of journalists and
the innate skills of super-sleuths Scooby-Doo are no match! However, one thing
is definitely clear: the prominent scar on the beautiful face of Mother Language!
Many,
if not all, cannot deny that there was a time when such crude practices were
used in their writing before. Perhaps, it is a recurring problem even now. Once,
the Myspace nick of yours truly was HaDi ~cRaZyDiaMonD~ … certainly not one my proudest
moments on the worldwide web.
If
someone were to ask me why I used this kind of spelling back then, I would’ve
replied “because it looked cool.” I was young and pretty foolish back then.
I’ve realised that it was a really silly thing to do especially now that I am
older and, well, just a little wiser.
I
thought the trend would have faded away like any plain pop-culture. How wrong and
naïve I was! Here I am minding my own business when I happen to come across the
hideous legacy of this forsaken practice – the mutated form of this poor and
tasteless writing style. The culprits are of my age, no less! They were
commenting on a mutual friend’s photo.
“OmG!
U looK so cuTe (=^_^=)”
I’m
not emoticon-savvy but I’m pretty sure that the one shown above (and used in
the reply) is inappropriate and lewd.
Readers,
I implore you to stop typing LiKeThiS. It
is not acceptable and the majority of Internet users find it annoying. If you
want to look cute, there is always this emoticon :3
Together,
let’s make this atrocity as obsolete as the hairstyles of the 80s!
Pix Credit: awonderfuleverything.blogspot.com Back, demon! Back to the fiery abyss! |
1 comments:
pukimaq said...
I only like the sentence come and fuck my butt.